A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market. (Charles Lamb)
A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market. (Charles Lamb)
If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool ! :
If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool ! :)
Sibling Property Rules 1.If I like it,it's mine. 2.If I'm holding it,it'
Sibling Property Rules
1.If I like it,it's mine.
2.If I'm holding it,it's mine.
3.If i can take it from you,it's mine.
4.If i had it al little while ago,it's mine.
5.If I chewing somethin up, all the pieces are mine.
6.If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8.If I saw it first, it's mine.
9.If you playing with something and you put it do...
I just wanted to tell you that I love you. FOREVER. ♥
I just wanted to tell you that I love you. FOREVER. ♥
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anyth...
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but Truth is I'll never be your
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
                              but
Truth is I'll never be yours and you'll never be mine
                ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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