Beach Sprüche
Die 6 besten Sprüche über Beach!
Egal ob lustige Beachsprüche oder Sprüche zum Thema Beach zum Nachdenken, hier werden Sie garantiert fündig. Entdecken Sie jetzt tolle Beachsprüche sowie schöne Beachspruchbilder zum Liken, Teilen und Weiterschicken!- SEX ON THE BEACH?im ruhrpott heißt das FICKEN AM KANAL ;-)
- sex on the beach is sehr gut, aber danach brauch ich was zum trinken :D
- Ich bekomme bitte einmal Sex on the Beach und ein Cocktail
- Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?" God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Shall we look at Hell first?" Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven." God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell." "As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver."
- Theodor Fontane: JOHN MAYNARD "John Maynard." "Who is John Maynard?" "John Maynard was our helmsman true. To solid land he carried us through. He died for us; his praise we sing. John Maynard." From Detroid to Buffalo As mist sprays her bow like flakes of snow Over lake Erie the 'Swallow' takes flight And every heart is joyful and light. In the dusk the passengers all Can already make out the dimn landfall, And approaching John Maynard, their hearts free of care, They ask of their helmsman, "Are we almost there?" He looks around and towards the shore: "Still 30 minutes ... A half hour more." All hearts are happy, all hearts are light Then out of the hold comes a crie of fright. "Fire!" it is, that terrified shout. From the cabin and hatch black smoke pours out. Smoke, then fire and flames aglow And still 20 minutes to Buffalo. And the passengers, in a colorful crowd Stand passed together on the bow. Up on the bow there is still air and light But the smoke at the helm forms a thick, dark night. "Where are we? Where?" the men must know And still 15 minutes to Buffalo. The wind grows strong but the smoke cloud stays. To the helm the captain turns his gaze. The helmsman is hidden by the raging fires But through the bullhorn the captain enquires: "Still there, John Maynard?" "Yes, Sir. I am." "Onto the beach! Into the surf!" "Yes, Sir. That's my plan." And the people cry: "Hold on! Hallo!" And still 10 minutes to Buffalo. "Still there, John Maynard?" And the answer is clear, Though with dying voice:"Yes, Sir. I'm still here." And in the surf, rocks, obstacles afloat, into their midst he plunges the boat. To be saved, it's the only way to go. Salvation: The shores of Buffalo! The fire is out. The ship's run aground. All are saved. Only one can't be found. The bells ring out, their notes all fly From churches and chaples to heaven on high. The city is still but for funeral bells. For one service only the sad sound swells: In the procession ten thousand go by, Or maybe more - and not one dry eye. With layers of flowers the grave they soften. Under more flowers they burn the coffin. With golden script in marble stone The city has its tribute shown: "Here lies John Maynard! In smoke and fire He held fast to the wheel; he did not tire. He saved our lives, our noble king. He died for us; his praise we sing. John Maynard."
- Wyoming In den Monaten Januar bis April ist es verboten, Hasen zu fotografieren Amerika Mohave County Jeder, der eine Seife stiehlt, muß sich damit waschen bis sie verbraucht ist New Orleans: Das Anbinden eines Alligators an einen Feuerhydranten ist verboten North Carolina/Topsail Beach: Einen Hurrikane ist es nicht erlaubt,die Stadtgrenze zu überschreiten. Oklahoma: Ohne das Beisein eines Ingenieurs dürfen sie keine Mineralwasserflasche öffnen. Missouri/Excelsior Springs: Eichhörnchen erschrecken ist verboten In Kanada muss jeder fünfte Song im Radio von einem kanadischen Musiker stammen In Alaska ist es untersagt, Elche aus einem Flugzeug zu stoßen, oder sie betrunken zu machen. Touristen sollten beachten: Es ist ebenfalls illegal von einem Flugzeug aus auf einen Elch hinunterzuschauen. Es empfiehlt sich, im US Staat Illinois wenigstens 1 Dollar Bargeld bei sich zu haben. Andernfalls kann man wegen Landstreicherei verhaftet werden. In Kanada ist es verboten, ein Flugzeug während des Fluges zu verlassen Wer verschickt schon ein ganzes Haus mit der Post. Darauf kam ein Sparfuchs aus Utah (USA) im Jahre 1916. ER ließ sein Ziegelhaus zerlegen und gab die Tonnen schweren Steine bei der Post auf, um Transportkosten zu sparen. Seitdem ist in den USA das Versenden eines gesamten Gebäudes per Post verboten. In Detroit ist es Männern gesetzlich untersagt, ihre Frauen an Sonntagen böse anzuschauen. Köche aus Kansas aufgepasst hier ist es illegal sonntags Schlangen zu essen. Alles nichts gegen Longmeadow, dort ist es untersagt Badewannen durch öffentliche Parks zu tragen In South Bend( Indiana) wurden Affen das Zigarre-Rauchen untersagt. Und in Zion (Illinois) macht sich strafbar wer Hund oder Katze eine angezündete Zigarette reicht. Legal qualmen Tierchen dort nur, wenn sie Glimmstängel selbst anzünden
