Boy: Wanna hear a joke? Girl: sure :) Boy: knock knock Girl: Who's there? Boy: Marry Girl: Marry who? Boy: Marry me :) ♥ Girl: *___*
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Boy: Want to hear a joke? Girl: Sure Boy: Knock Knock Girl: who's therer
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girl: Sure
Boy: Knock Knock
Girl: who's therer?
Boy: Marry
Girl: Marry who?
Boy: Marry me?
boy: wanna hear a good joke ? girl: sure. boy: knock knock girl: who's t
boy: wanna hear a good joke ?
girl: sure.
boy: knock knock
girl: who's that ?
boy: mary.
... girl: mary who ?
boy: marry me ! ♥
You're the apple to my pie; You're straw to my berry; You're the smoke t
You're the apple to my pie;
You're straw to my berry;
You're the smoke to my high;
Cuz you're the one I wanna marry ♥♥' :)
Bruno : I wanna be a millionaire Girl : Yeh , me too i could buy so nice
Bruno : I wanna be a millionaire
Girl : Yeh , me too i could buy so nice clothes then ...
Bruno : No you're perfect just the way you are
Girl : Would you marry me ?
Bruno : No but I'd catch a grenade for ya
...
*girl gets hit by a grenade* 
Bruno : Today i don't feel like doing anything ... :D
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Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad. Girl: Yeah, me too
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so
freaking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me too. I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are.
Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
Girl: Really? Even today?
*Girl gets hit by grenade*
Bruno Mars: Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
*After a Date* Boy: I've...had the time of my life. Girl: Me too. Boy: A
*After a Date*
Boy: I've...had the time of my life.
Girl: Me too.
Boy: And I've never felt this way before.
Girl: Me too!
Boy: I swear, this is true...
Girl: *Smiles*
Boy: ...And I owe it all to you. *looks at girl*
Girl: Aww! Your so sweet! I love you
Boy: DIRTY BIT. *starts breakdancing really hard right there in the middle of the street*
Girl: ..

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