JUSTiN BiEBER.... You've got that smile, that Only heaven can make, i Pray to God every Day, That YoU keep that smile... You are my Dream, theres not a thinq I won't do, i give my live Up for You, Cause You are my Dream !!

God please make my dream come true because I wanna spend the rest of my life with him.

Vielleicht hast du ja was übersehen...in deinem Riesenladen! Only God knows!

Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?" God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Shall we look at Hell first?" Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven." God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell." "As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver."

Kid: "Dad, is GOD black or white?" Dad: "Maybe both. Kid walks away, then comes back later. "Dad, is God a man, or a woman?" Dad: "Maybe both." Kid walks away, then comes back later. "Dad, is GOD Micheal Jackson?"

everytime you see a rainbow, god is having gay sex.

The Notebook-Wie ein einziger Tag Noah und Allie Noah: Would you picture your life for me? If it's with that guy go! GO! I lost you once I think I could do it again if it's what you really want. But don't you take the easy way out! Allie: What easy way? There is no easy way! No matter what I do somebody gets hurt! Noah: Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants?! STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT I WANT! WHAT HE WANTS! what your parents want. What do YOU want? Allie: It's not that simple! Noah: WHAT DO YOU WANT? God damn it what do you want???..... Allie: I have to go.... :'(