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  • A:It´s not about the money,money,money,we don´t need you´r money,money,money.... B:alter,hör auf mein Geld aus dem Fenster zu schmeißen!
  • If you think fuck is funny, fuck youre self and save your money ;-)
  • fuck is easy fuck is funny many people fuck for money if you think that fuck is funny fuck yourself and safe your money
  • fuck is easy fuck is funny many people fuck for money if you don´t think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save your money:D
  • Jessie J: We don´t need your money, money, money.... Ähhhhhhhhh....DOCH
  • You think you're not pretty. There's always someone uglier. You want more money. People are in poverty. You want a boyfriend. Someone doesn't even have parents. You're hungry. A child is starving. You want to go to the mall. Someone is looking for anything they can wear just to stay warm. You're chilly. Others are frozen. You want to die. Most people want to live. So don't waste your time on things that you think you want because there is alway someone out there who needs it much more than you could ever possiby know.
  • *Texting dad* You: Hey dad, can I get some money for some coke? Dad: Sure... is $60 enough? You: Dad. It's $1.25. Dad: Wow, the price sure went down from when I was a kid... You: DAD! COCA-COLA? Dad: Oh...
  • Steige aus dem Bett, dreh den Swag auf, schaue kurz in den Spiegel.. Ich sag .. What up ?! Yeeeeeeeeaaaah ! I'm gettin' money ooohooohh
  • Steige aus den bett dreh den swag auf, schaue kurz in den spiegel sag: what up?" yeah, i'm get money
  • f*** is easy f*** is funny everybody f***s for money if you think f*** is funny f*** yourself and safe the money
  • Fuck is great Fuck is funny everybody fucks for money but if u think it isnt funny fuck ur self n save ur money
  • Wer braucht schon Lena Meyer Landrut? Money Boy soll zum Song Contest :D
  • Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy Marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing ♥
  • pop of out the bedd. turn my swaag onn . take a look in the mirror say OH SH*T yeaaa aint got money nooooo
  • Steige aus dem Bett, Dreh den Swag auf, Schaue kurz in den Spiegel Ich sag: Whatup? Yeah I'm get money ohhhhhhhhhh
  • A: I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need.. B: Ähh, nein. -i just wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.. C: Leutee! -It's not about the money money money.. :D
  • A: I need dollar dollar doller is what i need.. B: ähh, nein. I just wanna be a bilionär.. C: Leuteee! It's not about the money, money, money... :D
  • steige aus dem bett, dreh den swag auf, schaue kurz in den spiegel sag 'what up?! yeaaah, i'm gettin' money wooh!' :D
  • three fathers about their boys, first man:my boy is an architect and he's that rich, he could gift his best friend an mercedes for BD! the second man: my son is an world famous moviestar and he's that rich, he gave his best friend an brandnew jet for BD! the third man laughs and says: my son is getting money for fucking with other gay-boys, and try to imagine, at his BD he got a new mercedes and a brandnew jetfrom from his lovers!!!
  • █████████ █▄█████▄█ █▼▼▼▼▼ █ Money Boy █▲▲▲▲▲ █████████ __██____██___ Drückt auf "Gefällt Mir" und das Monster kaut einmal! :D
  • fuck is easy fuck is funny many people fuck for money so if you think that fuck is funny fuck yourself and save your money

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