Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. I only exist when you need something.
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So a guy and monkey walk into a bar . . . i forgot the point, but your m
So a guy and monkey walk into a bar . . . i forgot the point, but your mom is a whore!
Das was dich wohl im Leben am meisten enttäuschen kann, ist in einem Men
Das was dich wohl im Leben am meisten enttäuschen kann, ist in einem Menschen etwas gesehen zu haben, was niemals existierte!
I want a boyfriend / girlfriend who loves me as I am and always there fo
I want a boyfriend / girlfriend who loves me as I am and always there for me .... I feel without that person alone. Now I need such a person and not in 50 years | now. So if there is such a person that is the most beautiful thing there and he or she would be this person that really loves you So just take this person if they exist. Please, I need this person now! And now I'm still single so take...
Bruno Mars had a Grenade,and Taio Cruz had a Dynamite,so they both threw
Bruno Mars had a Grenade,and Taio Cruz had a Dynamite,so they both threw them at Katy Perry,who exploded like a Firework.The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Pea's forgot The Time,while Rihanna had memory loss and ran round saying What's My Name.Eminem looked around saying I'm Not Afraid,then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair,which scared Far East Movement who began to fly Like A G...
When Justin Bieber said he was having a baby, Bruno Mars threw a grenade
When Justin Bieber said he was having a baby, Bruno Mars threw a grenade at him and said: You're gay!! which made Lady gaga call Alejandro for help. Rihanna was scared the world would end , so she took drugs and forgot her name. Eminem said. Im not afraid of dying. Britney told Rihanna drugs were toxic, and Rihanna told her: Go work as a circus clown, u freak! Finally, Nelly woke up saying. ...
Such a lonely day And it's mine The most loneliest day of my life Such a
Such a lonely day And it's mine The most loneliest day of my life Such a lonely day Should be banned It's a day that I can't stand The most loneliest day of my life The most loneliest day of my life Such a lonely day Shouldn't exist It's a day that I'll never miss Such a lonely day And it's mine The most loneliest day of my life And if you go, I wanna go with you And if you die, I wanna die wit...

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