Reading Sprüche
Die 11 besten Sprüche über Reading!
Egal ob lustige Readingsprüche oder Sprüche zum Thema Reading zum Nachdenken, hier werden Sie garantiert fündig. Entdecken Sie jetzt tolle Readingsprüche sowie schöne Readingspruchbilder zum Liken, Teilen und Weiterschicken!- Ein Geistlicher und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einem Quiz gegeneinander an. Nach Ablauf der regulären Fragerunde steht es unentschieden, und der Moderator der Sendung stellt die Stichfrage, die da lautet: "Schaffen Sie es, innerhalb von 5 Minuten einen Vers auf das Wort "Timbuktu" zu reimen?" Die beiden Kandidaten ziehen sich zurück. Nach 5 Minuten tritt der Geistliche vor das Publikum und stellt sein Werk vor: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu..." Das Publikum ist begeistert und wähnt den Kirchenmann bereits als den sicheren Sieger. Doch da tritt der australische Schafhirte vor und dichtet: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two..."
- A: GaGa was machst du? Lady GaGa: Just Dance A: OMG was hast du da im Gesicht Lady GaGa: you can't read my Pokerface A: Was sollen wir machen?? Lady GaGa: let's play a Lovegame A: Ach komm schon da sind zu viele Leute mit Kameras Lady GaGa: Paparazzi A: Was ist mit unserer Beziehung Lady GaGa: you and me could be a Bad Romance A: Na toll... ich geh dann ich ruf dich heut Mittag mal an Lady GaGa: stop thelephoning me A: Stefani was hast du denn?? Lady GaGa: Don't call my Name Don't call my Name... Alejandro A: ach du warst schon immer verrückt Lady GaGa: i was Born this way A: liebst du mich oder jemand anderes? Lady GaGa: I'm still in love with Judas, baby
- Sometimes I do not understand my friends. I wish I could read the thoughts, if they have something, they do not say anything. Talk with me, please. Say what you were thinking. I am right beside you. I want to help you. :)
- :@ when the teacher come to the class room and read for us the chemistry i want to shot her faceee with a gun and threw her buddy from the window ;)
- You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. Ever.
- sitiing on the computer isnt good for you! -Im reading a book -.- really what kind of book? :)) -faceBOOK i dont know this book but you're reading a book thats great - :D
- Ein Pilger und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einer Quizshow gegeneinander an. Nach Ablauf der Fragerunde steht es unentschieden und der Moderator der Sendung stellt folgende Stichfrage: Schaffen Sie es innerhalb von 5 Minuten einen Vers auf das Wort "Timbuktu" zu reimen? Nach 5 Minuten tritt der Pilger vor : " I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu..." . Das Publikum ist begeistert, dooch da tritt der australische Schafhirte vor und dichtet : " When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two! " Wers checkt unds lustig findet drückt "gefällt mir"! :D
- A book worth reading is worth buying. (John Ruskin)
- You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're too uptight. You smoke, you think you're cool. You don't smoke, you're a loser. You've had sex, you're a slut. You haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch. You wear make up, you're a slag. You don't wear make up, you're ugly. You can't please annyone. Ever!
- Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. (Will Rogers)
- you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. ever
