Stupidity Sprüche

Die 10 besten Sprüche über Stupidity!

Egal ob lustige Stupiditysprüche oder Sprüche zum Thema Stupidity zum Nachdenken, hier werden Sie garantiert fündig. Entdecken Sie jetzt tolle Stupiditysprüche sowie schöne Stupidityspruchbilder zum Liken, Teilen und Weiterschicken!

  • Nothing conveys the feeling of infinity as much as stupidity does. (Ödön von Horváth)
  • You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. Ever.
  • A: was heißt 'you are so stupid' ??? B: du bist so dumm... A: dann frag ich ich halt jemand anderen ^^ B: -.- A: kannst du mir nur noch sagen was 'aldda Shut up' heißt ?! B: aldda halt die fresse A: gehts noch ?! was kann ich denn dafür wenn ich nicht so gut in englandisch bin!!! (geht)
  • man that was a day today I was at my deputy and nadine is so stupid that do not believe the man is a bitch lol and I'll still kill:) sex makes them even
  • 'thinking is stupid, it's like walking away with an umbrella waiting for it to rain' !!!
  • ...sometimes I go back in my memories... and I cry again, 'cause I feel the same pain I felt then... I still love you, don't feel bad about it, it's not your fault, boy just stay how you are and don't care about me, I'm just a stupid girl who doesn't know how to stop this painful love... ♥
  • You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're too uptight. You smoke, you think you're cool. You don't smoke, you're a loser. You've had sex, you're a slut. You haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch. You wear make up, you're a slag. You don't wear make up, you're ugly. You can't please annyone. Ever!
  • you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. ever
  • Stupid mistakes are always made by others. We only make unavoidable mistakes.
  • "it was a great nite :*" "amy? OMG, check who got your sms >:( YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR SEX!!! my first sex i had with 26 years!! GET HOME NOW, WE HAVE TO TALK, I AM VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY DISAPPOINTED!!!" "omg,mom? MOMMY?? f***, don't worry, it's just a song! a song named 'it was a great night/nite', i swear! ;)" "oh.... okay...i'm sorry.." "OMG, BABE, i just told my mom i had a great nite with u! a stupid mistake.. she was very angry.. AND SHE TOLD ME, SHE HAD THE FIRST TIME SEX WHEN SHE WAS 26!!!!! hahaha, i can't understand, why... ;) i showed u old photos of her, didn't i? fuck, she was very ugly, i'm glad i don't look like her!!! omg, but i told her 'it was a great nite' is a song, haha, and she believed me!^^ and our nite was really great, i just wanted 2 let ya know :*" "IT'S STILL YOUR MOM!" "fuck, i'm sorry mom.. and u aren't ugly! hummm..." "get home, i'll kill ya -.-"

Top Sprüche

Neue Sprüche

Bleiben wird doch in Verbindung!

Abonniere jetzt das Zitat des Tages und erhalte täglich ein tolles Zitat per Mail!

Kostenlos, spamfrei und jederzeit kündbar!

Per Facebook anmelden!


Teile dieses Bild Bild schließen

Folge uns in den Sozialen Medien:

Instagram Facebook Pinterest TwitterX
Diese Webseite nutzt Cookies für Funktion, Analysen und Anzeigen. Zudem werden personalisierte Anzeigen eingesetzt. Mehr Information
OK