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  • Ich zu meinem Englisch-Lehrer: Hey MR.X MR.X was heißt "WER" auf englisch? Er: Who Ich: und regen? Er: Rain Ich: und Sonne? Er: sun Ich: sagen sie mal alles schnell hintereinander... Er: *überlegen* (und anstatt WHORAINSUN zu sagen sagt der mir EISKALT in Gesich:) Hurensohn :)
  • Because of you I smile more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter & life is so much sweeter ツ ♥
  • You can be the peanutbutter to my jelly; you can be the butterflies I feel in my belly; you can be the captain and I can be your first mate; you can be the chills that I feel on our first date. You can be the heroo and I can be your sidekick; you can be the tear that I cry if we ever split; you can be the rain from the sky when its storming, or you can be the sun when it shines in the morning. ♥♥' :)
  • We love music ♥ we love clothes ♥ we love people ♥ we love sun ♥ we love rain ♥ we love summer ♥ we love winter ♥ we love everthing on the world ♥ because love is the greatest thing on the world, so give to everyone and everything so much love as you can ♥ !!!
  • "When you’re young, everything feels like the end of the world, but it’s not, it’s just the beginning. You might have to meet a few more jerks, but one day you’re gonna meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve to be treated, and it’s going to feel like the sun rises and sets with you."
  • ich hab jetzt auch so einen korallen lied-text mit den top 100 geschrieben :DD : nelly hatte just a dream: katy perry war ein california girl und lag mit pitbull in rihannas california king bed. pitbull schrie give me everything, snoop dog war auch dabei, er wollte alle wet sehen. the riders sahen auch alles, und fanden schließlich ihren way back home. flo rida wollte auch mitmachen und schrie deswegen where dem girlz at, pietro lombardi sah rihanna und rief call my name, aber rihanna war verwirrt und fragte whats my name. also schnappte sie sich pietro und sie machten s&m. adele sah alles und dachte sich bei dem anblick nur alle rollen in the deep. usher wollte more. chris brown stand neben ihm und sagte, überall wären beautiful people. bruno mars meinte keri hilson sei eine grenade im bett, worauf sie nur antwortete,er hätte ihren pretty girl rock noch nicht gesehen. alles taio cruz alles sah, meinte er das bringt ihn higher, bis inna meinte sun is up. die red hot chilli peppers hingegen meinten everything cant stop und ebenfalls hurts schriehen stay. colbie callait sagte i do , doch alle anderen waren weg.
  • Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?" God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Shall we look at Hell first?" Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven." God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell." "As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver."
  • Uuuuuuuuuund juuuuusch , sunst brennts .... Owa ned von da sun ^^
  • We lived an adventure Love in the Summer, Followed the sun till night Reminiscing other times of life. Can you remember and humanise, It was still where we'd energised, Lie in the sand and visualise Like it's 75 again!
  • You can be the peanut butter to my jelly . You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly . You can be the captain and I can be your first mate . You can be the chills that I feel on our first date . You can be the hero and I can be your side kick . You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split . You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin' . Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'. ♥
  • I need three things in my life. The moon,the sun and you! The moon for the night, the sun for the day and you for the rest of my life ♥

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