Very geehrter Mister Facebook, one Week ago have i scho probierd to erklär you, dass i find this ziemlich unnedig when you ellaweil make a durchanander wurschdeling in my Seide. I have gmoint, that you hosch mi ned verstanda, because i was writing in schwäbisch. Deshalb i will try it heid nommol in your Sproch! Du your dreggige Sausagefinger out of my Profilseide, because i will become S...tocknar...red......!!! Every day i find wieder nothing. I hope now, you have des jetzt gfressa, weil sonschd i will hock mi in a Ruadrbood and come to you. Then it could be, that i am so narred, that i will give you a dermaßene Backpfeiff, dass you will find yourself in dr Ecke wiadr! And after this Backpfeiff i put you into a Gulli, put the Deggl druff, damit you will never come back to the Tageslicht!! DO YOU HAVE ME VERSTANDE?