my friend is getting married! i´m just getting drunk!
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♥RELATIONSHIP STATUS♥: Vodka and I are getting married
♥RELATIONSHIP STATUS♥: Vodka and I are getting married
it's a quarter after one,i'm a little drunk and i need you now. I said a
it's a quarter after one,i'm a little drunk and i need you now. I said a wouldn't call but i've lost all control and i need you now..
three fathers about their boys, first man:my boy is an architect and he'
three fathers about their boys, first man:my boy is an architect and he's that rich, he could gift his best friend an mercedes for BD! the second man: my son is an world famous moviestar and he's that rich, he gave his best friend an brandnew jet for BD! the third man laughs and says: my son is getting money for fucking with other gay-boys, and try to imagine, at his BD he got a new mercedes an...
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interest
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are...
Boy: "I like you" - Girl: "I like you as well, but just as a friend." :P
Boy: "I like you" - Girl: "I like you as well, but just as a friend." :P
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. (Henry Ford)
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. (Henry Ford)

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